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The best bar
An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar, the beer excellent and the food exceptional.
"Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I Still perfer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called Mc.Tavish. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth drink for you."
"Well" said the Englishman, "At my good old local pub, the barman there will buy you 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
"Ahhh that's nothing" said the Irish guy, "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstaris and see that you get laid, All on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman scoff of the Irishman's claims.
He swears every word is true.
"Well" said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?"
"No me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman "But it did happen to my wife and sister."
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