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Ex-girlfriend
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time chatting about the wild romantic nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling some of that "magic."
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"
She just giggled and said that she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!
"Yeah?" I replied, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute!
"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled.
After hearing that I told her to screw off and I hung up the phone.
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