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Miscounting Drunk
A neglected wife was in bed with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, downstairs the door flung open. The scared boyfriend says, “Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do, now?�
“Just stay laying here in bed with me. He’s so drunk that he would not notice you, fall asleep and then you escape.�
The immediate escape in the naked condition was very difficult, so he listened and stayed put. Sure enough, the babbling husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets and noticed six feet exposed.
“Honey!� he yelled. “What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!�
“Dear, you are so drunk, you can't see and count right. Go to sleep."
The husband says, "No I am going to count." He got out from bed, and started counting. “One, two, three, and four... By gosh, you are damn right, dear, I am sorry!�
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