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Most Popular Pickup Lines
* You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
* Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
* What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
* Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
* Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
* There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
* Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
* Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
* I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
* Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
* I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
* If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
* You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
* Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
* Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
* Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
* When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
* Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
* Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
* Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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