Funtoosh Network  - New  Tech2buzz.com  - Speciality-Gifts.com  - PHPBuddy.com  March 16, 2010   
Funtoosh logo  
  
bookmark funtoosh.com     tweet this page!    Rss feed
Submit Content
  Jokes Categories  
 Popular Jokes
 Top 10 Jokes
 Personality
 Men vs Women
 Garam Masala
 Ajit and Robert
 Computer
 Cricket Jokes
 Economist
 Indian desi jokes
 Sardarji jokes
 Life not a joke
 Men Gods Beta Ver
 Stupid or Crazy
 Office Humor
 Political Politics
 Santa and Banta



Other Sections
 SMS Jokes
 Games
 Funny Videos
 Pictures
 Visual Jokes
 Home


 
  Joke Category  >>  Men - Gods Beta version  Joke No : 191 
Men are Like...

...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.

...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

...bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

...government bonds
they take so long to mature.

...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

...lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.

...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.

...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

 Joke Added : May 14, 2004 
 Joke Viewed : 13,885 times
Next Joke Current Rating: 3  
  Rate this Joke  
 More jokes from  category 179  178  177  176  175  174  173  172  171  170  169  168  >>More

Get Hilarious Jokes via e-mail everyday from Funtoosh.com!   It's 100% FREE

Get Hilarious & funny jokes in your e-mail for free everyday by Funtoosh Joke-a-day!

Currently over 70,000 Subscribers get their daily laughs via funtoosh ezines everyday!

Choose a E-zine Enter your email address
You can cancel your subscription anytime, Funtoosh.com respects your privacy.
Share this Joke with your Friends!
Stats: This Joke has been emailed 30 times!

Your Name     
Your Email     
Friend's email address:
1:  2: 
3:  4: 
5:  6: 
Optional message to your friends:

Image Verification
Enter Verification Number
 Automatically save form fields! (More Info)

* Funtoosh respects your privacy and doesnt share any info you submit via this form. For more info refer to our privacy policy.

Top Rated Jokes
  Jack decides to go skiing wi..
  Secret of a happy married li..
  The Whole Truth At school..
  A Drunk Three guys are dr..
  Would You Remarry? A husban..
  Honorable MEN Must Read f..
  She takes off his pants and ..
  Expecting the Unexpected ..
  Men are Priceless! While ..
  A Lucky Bunch "Take a bun..
  The Stranded Man A man wa..
  Beer v/s Women 1. A beer ..
  How Long An old but still..

Site Related Links
  Add to Favorites
  Random Jokes Generator
  Print Version
  Submit Content


Pillows for computer geeks!

33 Votes
19,157 Views
Why is she looking at him like...

25 Votes
16,960 Views
The World Sorry Saying day

104 Votes
25,071 Views
A new security system for your...

50 Votes
43,417 Views
Some Funny Conversations!

91 Votes
58,158 Views
If Men Were Left To Raise Kids...

78 Votes
69,209 Views

Jokes Categories 

Jokes        SMS Jokes        Funny Videos        Pictures        Games        Visual Jokes        Photo Gallery


Your Feed-back and commentsComments/Suggestions       Home       Advertise on FuntooshAdvertise on Funtoosh     
Copyright 1999 - 2010 All Rights Reserved.