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  Joke Category  >>   Men - Gods Beta version  Joke No : 186 
once in a mens locker room of a golf course a mobile rang, every body stopped to listen. the man picked up the phone and on line was a lady "Darling i saw a very beautiful drees Its only for Rs 50,000 can i buy it?"

Man: sure darling

Lady: and i saw a very elegant gold set for a lakh...
Man: buy it sweetheart

Lady: and a decorative painting for our room how about that only 75,000?
Man: of course

Lady: thankyou, i love you!

Everyone in locker started staring at the man, after sometime the man Shouted "Does anyone knows the owner of this phone?"

 Joke Added : Mar 16, 2004 
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