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  Joke Category  >>   Men - Gods Beta version  Joke No : 164 
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom : Well, you have done the right thing.

Son : But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap!

 Joke Added : Nov 27, 2002 
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