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A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men at the bar asked him what happened.
?I did a horrible thing,? sniffed the drunk. ?Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of scotch.?
?That is awful,? said the other guy, ?And now she?s gone and you want her back, right??
?Right,? said the drunk, still crying.
?You?re sorry you sold her because you realized too late that you love her, right??
?Oh, no? said the drunk. ?I want her back because I?m thirsty again!?
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