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Stranded on a beach
A young, single guy finds himself stranded on a deserted island.
As he surveys the shore, he sees a woman passed out in the sand. He performs CPR on her, and he saves her life. Then he realizes that the woman is Cindy Crawford.
Immediately, Cindy falls in love with the man. Days and weeks go by, and they make passionate love morning, noon and night. It's Heaven on earth.
Alas, one day she notices he's looking kind of glum.
"What's the matter, sweetheart?" Cindy asks. "We have a wonderful life together and I'm in love with you. Is there something wrong? Is there anything I can do?"
He says, "Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind, putting on my shirt and pants?"
"Sure," she says, "if it'll help."
He takes off his shirt and pants and she puts them on.
"Okay, now would you put on my hat, and draw a little mustache on your face?" he asks.
"Whatever you want, sweetie," she says, and does so.
Then he says, "Now, would you start walking around the edge of the island?"
She starts walking around the eastern perimeter of the island. He sets off
in the other direction, west. They meet up half way around the island a few minutes later.
He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and says, "Dude! You'll never believe who I'm sleeping with...!"
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