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Great Thoughts
Some people complain that there are thorns on roses, while others praise thorns for having roses among them.
A person's true character is revealed by what he does when no one is watching.
Although the tongue weighs very little, very few people are able to hold it.
Falling down doesn't make you a failure, but staying down does.
Don't be afraid of pressure. Remember that pressure is what turns a lump of coal into a diamond.
Even a woodpecker owes his success to the fact that he uses his head.
The poorest of all men is not the man without a cent but the man without a dream.
The only preparation for tomorrow is the right use of today.
People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.
Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little "extra".
The heart is happiest when it beats for others.
One thing you can learn by watching the clock is that it passes time by keeping its hands busy!
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