|
|
|
|
 |
You have selected Life is a Joke category, Please note that this section does not have jokes
but Contains heart touching stories and inspirational articles, if you
are are looking for jokes please select a different category from the Joke Category options given on the left.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Winner vs Loser
The Winner is always part of the answer;
The Loser is always part of the problem.
The Winner always has a program;
The Loser always has an excuse.
The Winner says, "Let me do it for you";
The Loser says, "That is not my job".
The Winner sees an answer for every problem;
The Loser sees a problem for every answer.
The Winner says, "It may be difficult, but it is possible";
The Loser says, "It may be possible, but it is too difficult".
When a Winner makes a mistake, he says, "I was wrong";
When a Loser makes a mistake, he says, "It was not my fault".
A Winner makes commitments;
A Loser makes promises.
Winners have dreams;
Losers have schemes.
Winners say, "I must do something";
Losers say, "Something must be done".
Winners are a part of the team;
Losers are apart of the team.
Winners see the gain;
Losers see the pain.
Winners see the possibilities;
Losers see the problems.
Winners believe in win-win;
Losers believe for them to win some one has to lose.
Winners see the potential;
Losers see the past.
Winners are like thermostat;
Losers are like thermometers.
Winners choose what they say;
Losers say what they choose.
Winners use hard arguments but soft words;
Losers use soft arguments but hard words.
Winners stand firm on values but compromise on pretty things;
Losers stand firm on pretty things but compromise on values.
Winners make it happen;
Losers let it happen.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Get Hilarious Jokes via e-mail everyday! It's FREE
|
Get Hilarious & funny jokes in your e-mail for free everyday by Funtoosh Joke-a-day!
Currently over 70,000 Subscribers get their daily laughs via funtoosh ezines everyday!
You can cancel your subscription anytime, Funtoosh.com respects your privacy.
|
|
|
|
|
|
StumbleUpon
Facebook
MySpace
Del.icio.us
Digg
Twitter
Comments/Suggestions
Advertise on Funtoosh