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Things you miss/wish in life
1. 5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 kmph, in your brand new car. Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an Ambulance, you wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
2. You are already late, and your key is missing, you wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!
3. You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, you wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
4. The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, You wish there was 'zoom & view full screen' in life!
5. After marriage you realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, you wish there was an valuation period' or at least a 'sample download' or a 'demo version'!
6. One day you realize that you are turning bald, You wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/ (ctrl + C)' in life!
And the best one is ..........
7. The best part of the keyboard is U & I are together which is not always there in life......
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