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  Jokes Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 601 
Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess.
(Joke Doesn't End Here)

GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai... Pak Gaye Hai.
GIRL 2: Haan Yaar... Waise Bhi Tera Sirf
Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf Ghoda!

(The Joke Doesn't End Here Either)

Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai...

BOY: Chalo Girls... Chess Khelte Hain.

Both GIRLS: Nahi! Tum To Hume Aasani Se Hara Doge.
BOY: Chalo Yaar... Tum Dono Aur Mai Akela.

Both GIRLS: Phir Bhi Hum Haar Jayenge.
BOY: Okay... Mai Left Hand Se Khelunga.

Both GIRLS: Yupee... Phir Thik Hai.

(The Joke Still Doesn't End)

Dono Obviously Haar Jaate Hai Aur
Ladka Wahan Se Chala Jaata Hai.

GIRL 1: Badi Sharmnaak Baat Hai Yaar...
Left Hand Se Bhi Hara Diya Usne!
GIRL 2 (Thoda Sochne Ke Baad):

Abe Bewakoof Bana Gaya Woh Hume.
GIRL 1: Kaise?
GIRL 2: Wo Lefty Hi Hoga...!

 Joke Added : 11, March 
 Submited by : Geetika  Views: 35,143
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