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  Jokes Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 600 
TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:

Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?

Farmer : Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko...

Farmer : Ghaas...

Anchor: Aur Kaale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....

Anchor: Inhe baandhte kidher ho?

Farmer : Kise Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko.....

Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......

Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?

Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Kaale ko......

Farmer : Pani se

Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?

Farmer : Use bhi pani se.

Anchor Ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kaala ya Safaid?"

Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.......

Anchor: Aur kala?:

Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......!

 Joke Added : 08, March 
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