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  Jokes Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 597 
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit
A new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room.
One candidate is Mr. Pratap from Patna.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming.
Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Pratap says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but,
I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of
managing more than 100 people may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Pratap says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but
I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays………. …

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management
diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room.

Pratap says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have
I got to lose?' So he stays in the room..

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who
do not speak japanese to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Pratap says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of
japanese but, what do I have to lose?'

So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate.
Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two
candidates who speak japanese, so I'd now like to hear you have
a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, pratap turns to the other candidate and says,

`Kaun zila ghar Padi ho?



The other candidate answers

Chapra, aur Tohar?"

 Joke Added : 26, August 
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