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  Jokes Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 595 
ADARSH INDIAN BIWI

Wife: khane main kya banau?
Huband: kuch bhi bana lo..kya banaogi?
Wife: jo aap kaho
Husband: dal chawal bana lo
Wife: subah hi toh khaye the
Husband: toh roti sabzi bana lo
Wife: bachche nahi khayenge
Husband: toh chhole puri bana lo
Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se heavy lagta hai
Husband: egg bhurji bana lo
Wife: aaj thursday hai
Husband: paranthe?
Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye
Husband: hotel se mangwa lete hain
Wife: roz roz bahar ka nahi khana chahiye
Husband: kadhi chawal?
Wife: dahi nahi hai
Husband: idly sambhar?
Wife: time lagega...pehle bolna tha na!!
Husband: ek kaam karo maggi bana lo
Wife: pet nahi bharta maggi se
Husband: pasta?
Wife: loose motions ho ge to?
Husband: bhindi bhujia n roti
Wife: bhindi kaatne me tym lgta h
Husband: fruit salad hi kha lete h,
Wife: raat me fir se bhukh lg gi to??
Husband: baked veg...?
Wife: microwave kharab pada h...
Husband:khichdi hi bana do"!"!!
Wife: cooker dhula ni h.
Husband: toh phir kya banaogi?
Wife: jo aap bolo

 Joke Added : 13, June 
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