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  Jokes Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 495 
GURU GHANTAL AND LALAWA

Patient complaints to Doctor, “I have incur this sickness, I can't hear anything my wife says.”
Happy Doctor says, “Call it a blessings of Lord, not a disease to cure. So no medicine for you.”


Why do most Indian women pray God to give her the same husband not only for the next incarnation but seven after this?
Guru Ghantal explained, “Because all the efforts they took to train that knucklehead this life should not go to waste for long time.”


Lalawa’s son was filling An Application for job under dad’s guidance.
One question asked was, "Your Mother Tongue"
Dumb Son asked dad, ”Dad what should I write here?”
Lalawa, “Son write in big case letter, ‘LONG, BITCHY, AND UNTAMED’"


A beggar was pleading, “Sir have mercy and give me a dollar, I want to call my girl friend.”
Donor Passerby, “What a life, even beggar has made a girl friend.”
Beggar with a tears in his eyes, “ No sir, It is the girl friend who has made me beggar.”

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