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  Jokes Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 484 
Wine is Bottled POETRY... Bcoz I never take risk

I never take risk while drinking.
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When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house

Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Gandhiji is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Bcoz I never take a risk

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I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Gandhjis giving a smile

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I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Bcoz I never take a risk

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I to my wife : Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage
Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her.

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I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink Quickly enjoy one peg!

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Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Bcoz I never take a risk

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I to Wife : But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...

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I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink.

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Gandhiji laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash photo & keep it in the black cupboard .

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Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Bcoz I never take a risk

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I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again, I willcut your tongue...!
Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...

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I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile

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Gandhiji is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Bcoz I never take a risk

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I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...

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I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside .

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I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Bcoz Gandhiji never takes a risk .

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Chopra is still cooking
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing
Becoz I never take...... never take ..... never take what?
I never take a potato I think...

 Joke Added : 27, September 
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