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  Jokes Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 457 
Sharabi aur Pujari Kuan Bada

Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.

Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".

Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujari: "Dharti badi"

Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
Pujari" "Sheshnaag bada"

Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"
Pujari: "Shiv bada"

Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"
Pujari: "Parbat bada"

Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"
Pujari: "Hanuman bada"

Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"
Pujari: "Ram bada"

Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujari: "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"

Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri batli (bottle) pee ke apni taango pe khada"

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