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  Jokes Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 451 
Ek lady wasim bhai ki dukaan pe gayi. "Wasim Bhai mujhe bolne wala tota chahiye"

Wasim bhai ne ek tota dikhaya, madam yeh boltahai."acha wasim bhai main isse kuch puchoon" Haan, madam kuch bhi pucho

Madam "Acha tote yeh batao main kaisi lagti hoon"

Tota bola-Wasim bhai yeh to randi lagti hai

Madam: Wasim bhai yeh to gali deta hai.
Wasim bhai ne tote ko paani main dubaya aur pucha kyon ab gaali dega, tota baola haan dunga. wasim bhai ne phir tote ko dubaya ab dega, tota bola dunga, wasim bhai ne phir duboya aur pucha ab dega tota bola nahin dunga.

Wasim Bhai ne madam se kha ab nahin dega, aapne jo puchna hai puch lo.

Madam: Acha tote yeh batao ke agar main apne ghar main 1 admi ke sath aati hoon to tum kya samjoge.
Tota - ke aap apne pati ke saath aayi hain.

Madam- Very good, acha agar 2 ho to.
Tota- ki aap apne pati aur devar ke saath aayi hain.

Madfam: Very good, agar 3 ke saath ...
Tota: Ki aap apne pati, devar aur bhai ke saath ..

Madam - shabash , agar 4 ke saath...
TOTA - WASIM BHAI PAANI LE AAO , MAIN KEH RAHA THA NA KI YEH RANDI HAI...

 Joke Added : 09, February 
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