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  Jokes Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 424 
Westerners and Indians, approach towards life!(Visual Joke)


BLUE -> Westerner
RED -> Indian




1) Opinion

Westerner: Talks to the point
Indian: Talks around circle, especially if opinions are different.



2) Way of life

Westerner: Individualism, think of himself.
Indian: Enjoy gathering with family and friends, solving their problems, and know each other's business.



3) Punctuality




4) Contacts

Westerner: Contacts to related persons only.
Indian: Has Contact with everyone everywhere, business very successful.




5) Anger

Westerner: Shows that he is angry when he is angry.
Indian: I am angry, but still smiles (beware).




6) Queue when waiting




7) Sunday's on the road




8) Party




9) In the Restaurant

Westerner: Talks softly and gently.
Indian: Talk and laugh loudly like they own the restaurant.




10) Travelling

Westerner: Love sightseeing and enjoy the scenery.
Indian: Taking picture is the most imp thing, as he has to show them to all his friends and relatives when he back from that foreign trip.




11) Handling of Problems

Westerner: Takes step to solve the problem.
Indian: Try to avoid conflicts and if can dont leave any trail.




12) Three meals a day

Westerner: A good meal once a day is sufficient.
Indian: At least three good meals a day.




13) Transportation

Westerner: Drove cars, now cycling for environmental protection.
Indian: Before bike, now got money and drives a car.




14) Elderly in day-to-day life

Westerner: When old a pet is there for companionship.
Indian: When old you will not be lonely as long as willing to babysit grandchildren.




15) Moods and Weather

Westerner: Rain is pain as he cant go out an enjoy.
Indian: More Rain more prosperity.




16) The Boss

Westerner: The boss is part of the team.
Indian: The boss is like god, keep him happy and you should be good.




17) The Child

Westerner: Kid is going to be independent and make his/her own living.
Indian: Slog whole life for the kids, the centre of your life.

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