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Hotel Kerala-Fonia (Inspired by and to the tune "Hotel California")
On the road to Trivandrum
Coconut oil in my hair
Warm smell of avial
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a bright pink tube-light
My tummy rumbled, I felt weak and thin
I had to stop for a bite!
There stood in the doorway
Flicked his mundu in style
and I was thinking to myself...
I don't like the look of his sinister smile
The he lit up a petromax,
Muttering "No power today"
More Mallus down the corridor
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to Hotel Kerala-fonia
such a lousy place, but you are welcome to stay!
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