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  Joke Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 399 
Tumhare pass kya hai?

Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.

Senior Manager Asks canteen boy (Ravi Pujari): How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles.

Senior Manager- what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet.

Senior Manager- where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Senior Manager- Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.
Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai.

naam hai...

shohrat hai...

paisa hai...

Izzat Hai...

tumhare paas kya hai?


(Scroll down to find out his answer)


Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki 'Mere paas Maa hain'

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Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai... Jo Tumare pas naheen hai!

Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.

 Joke Added : Apr 09, 2009 
 Submited by : Trupti  Views: 16,273
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