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  Jokes Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 392 
Hain Guzaarish (Ghajini) - IT Version

Tu mera adhura code code.. Kyun aa gaya tu on Hold Hold..
Ab toh tu hoja paas paas.. hain guzaarish..

Hain haal Recession mey tang tang.. mat bug ke rang mey rang rang..
Testing mey chalna mere sang sang.. hain guzarish..
Chal pade tu toh zindagi.. appraisal mey jhoom ke hasegi..
moti honge moti Salary Mein.. yeah.. yeah.. yeah...

Tu mera adhura code code.. Kyun aa gaya tu on Hold Hold..
Ab toh tu hoja paas paas.. hain guzaarish..

Mechanical ki degree leke.. IT mey chal raha hun..
Nikaala naa jaaun kahin..
Employee handbook se bandha hua hun.. phir bhi Audit ka darr hain..
Pink slip na mil jaaye kahin..
Bas ek Onsite ki guzarish.. phir hogi dollars ki baarish..

Tu mera adhura code code.. Kyun aa gaya tu on Hold Hold..
Ab toh tu hoja paas paas.. hain guzaarish..

Requirements hain.. changes hain..aur Certifications bhi pending hain..
yeh banda uth jaaye naa..
Deadline duss rahi hain.. aur Defect Ratio budd rahi hain..
Ek pal bhi chain aaye naa..
kaisi ajab Escalations hain.. Chain mails bas yahan hain..

Ohhhhhh....

Tu mera adhura code code.. Kyun aa gaya tu on Hold Hold..
Ab toh tu hoja paas paas.. hain guzaarish..

 Joke Added : 29, January 
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