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  Joke Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 389 
My City AMCHI MUMBAI

A City where everything is possible,
especially the impossible.

Where lovers first love and then marry,
Where there is place for every Tom, $ick and Harry

Where telephone bills make a person ill,
Where a person cannot sleep without a pill.

Where carbon-dioxide is more than oxygen,
Where the road is considered to be a dustbin,

Where college canteens are full and classes empty,
Where Adam teasing is also making an entry,

Where a cycle reaches faster than a car,
Where everyone thinks himself to be a star,

Where sky scrapers overlook the slum,
and houses collapse as the monsoon comes,

Where people first act and then think,
Where there is more water in the pen than ink,

Where the roads see-saw in monsoon,
Where the beggars become rich soon,

Where college admission means hard cash,
Where cement is frequently mixed with ash.

This is Mumbai for you my dear,
for us its our AMCHI MUMBAI

 Joke Added : Jan 16, 2009 
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