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  Jokes Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 297 
Kyon chalti hai pawan?

Kyon chalti hai pawan?
Because of evaporation.

Kyon Jhoome hai gagan?
Because of earth's revolution.

Kyon machalta hai mann?
Because of excessive respiration.

Na tum jano na hum!
But I have all the information.

Kyon atti hai bahar?
Because of change in seasons.

Kyon hota hai pyar?
Because of fatal attraction.

Na tum jano na hum!
Like I said, all science phenomenon.

Kyon ghume hai har disha?
Because you've lost your sense of direction.

Kyon hota hai nasha?
Because of drug addiction.

Now I guess you do have all the answers!

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