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  Jokes Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 295 
Apne pyaar ka (PC) Aur Ek Kal


Kab se boot Kiye Baitha hoon,
PC apne pyaar ka.
Kaise type karoon main lekin,
Password izhaar ka.

Dil ki charon drives pe maine,
Jaana tujhko search kiya,
Yahoo, Yahoo, Google, Google,
Kitna paisa kharch kiya.

Tere chehre pe gusse ka,
Screensaver jab aata hain.
Mere chehre ka display tab,
Greyscale ho jata hai.

Jinke links ab toot chuke hai, (Ex-Boyfriends)
Shortcuts woh wipe karo.
Apne dil ki Init.ora mein,
Mera address type karo.

Aakar dekho to mujhko,
Main SQL prompt pe rehta hun.
Tere login ki chaah main Kitne,
Scott/Tiger Sehtaa hoon.

Chaahat hai tere pyaar ki site,
Raat din main hack karoon.
Pathar dil daddy ka tere,
Software bhi crack karoon.

Buddha agar jo maan gaya to,
Hum connect ho jayenge.
STG key server ki,
Phere phir saat lagayenge.

Ginti ke baas bache hain baaki,
Mere jeewan ke yeh pal,
Tu jo aakar pyaar se choo le,
Mil jayega AUR EK KAL.

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