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Matrimonial ads from leading matrimonial site!

These are actual ads from a leading Indian matrimony site, looking to get married look no further!

Candidate No: 1

- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter..

Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya


Candidate No: 2

I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework.


Candidate No: 3

Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can run smoothly.

tank you


Candidate No: 4

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........ hold

my hand forever !!!


Candidate No: 5

My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......


Candidate No: 6

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD.

THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.


Candidate No: 7

iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother sister complity marred


Candidate No: 8

my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service


Candidate No: 9

i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure. because boy is the maharaja.


Candidate No: 10

ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.

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