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  Joke Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 182 
BILL GATES OF MICROSOFT
(MODIFIED VERSION OF DIL TO PAGAL HAI)

BILL TO PAGAL HAI.......
BILL DEEWANA HAI.....

ACHCHHE BURE SOFTWARES BANVATA HAIN YAHI,
HASATA HE YAHI, RULATA HAIN,
USME PHIR 'BUGS' DALTA HAIN WOHI,
AUR SOLUTIONS BHI NIKALTA HAIN,
BILL TO PAGAL HAI.......
BILL DEEWANA HAI.....

IS BILL KI BATO MEIN JO AATE HAIN,
WOTO OOLLOO BAN JATE HAIN,
SOFTWARE TO DUSARE BHI BANATE HAIN,
BANAKE MAGAR KHO JATE HAIN,
HMMM BILL TO PAGAL HAIN.......
BILL DEEWANA HAIN.....

SOFTWARES KO MAIN NA PEHCHANOONGI,
WORKING BHI NA MEIN USKA JANOONGI,
MICROSOFT KA LOGO BASS MEIN DEKHOONGI,
BILL JO KAHEGA WOHI MANOONGI.
BILL TO PAGAL HAIN.......
BILL DEEWANA HAIN.....

BILL KA KEHNA HUM SAB MAANE,
BILL NA KISI KI MAANE,
USKI STRATEGY JAAN LI HAMNE,
EK WOHI NA MAANE.
BILL TO PAGAL HAIN.......
BILL DEEWANA HAIN.....

CHHODO YE BILL SAB KAHANIYA,
BUGS KI HAIN SAB NISHANIYA,
PROGRAMMERS KI SARI PARESHANIYA,
IS BILL KI HAIN YE MEHERBANIYA.
HMMM BILL TO PAGAL HAIN BILL DEEWANA HAIN...

 Joke Added : Feb 25, 2005 
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