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  Joke Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 178 
Desi Broken English Dialogues

"There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)"

"Look at the line on your back" (falling in line)

"Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)

"Why aren't you kneel downing?"

If you talk, I'll kneel down (Always wished he would, but found out that, that's not what he meant)

Cuckoo, Blaady (Kick you, bloody...)

Meet me behind the class (meant after the class).

I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk? (beech, beech = middle, middle)

It's so hot! Please on the fan no.

"Don't talk like that in front of my back"

Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?

Who took out the breeze of my cykill.

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