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  Joke Category  >>   Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 171 
Bihar Ka Jadoo

1. inside class
-close the doors of the windows please....i have winter in my nose today
-Cut an apple into two halves ---take the bigger half
-shhhhh..quiet boys....the principal just passed away in the corridor.
-Both of you three ,get out of my class
-Take a copper wire of any metal ...especially of silver.
-Take a 5cm. wire of any length

2.at the ground
-All of you stand in a straight circle
-there is no wind in the balloon

3.to a boy angrily
-I talk ,he talk,why you middle middle talk?????

4.giving punishment
-you three of you , stand together separately
-you,.... go and understand the tree
-Why are you late??????------say YES or NO.

 Joke Added : Aug 05, 2004 
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