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If you hv a Gujju freinds - A must for you
Understand Your Gujju friend:
Sano...................................Snow
Hole......................................Hall
Snakes..................................Snacks
Pogram.................................Program
Egg-joss...............................Exhaust
Fota....................................Photos
Lipti.....................................Lipstick
Phast...................................Fast
Phlowur................................Flower
Gilas...................................Glass
Palty...................................Party
Gorment..............................Goverment
Peeja..................................Pizza
Punch.................................Sponge
DieVos................................Divorce
NewBrand............................BrandNew
Istill....................................Steel
Bowel..................................Bowl
JeeTV.................................ZeeTV
Juniversity...........................University
Istawbury............................Strawberry
Isscooter.............................Scooter
dismiss................................Screwdriver
Kale..........,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,..........TommorrowandYesterday
Vija....................................Visa
Q) What did the Gujju mean when he said "Ramesh no dikro STATES ma gayon" ?
A) Ramesh's son failed in statistics...
Q) What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
A) You are going from BED To VERSE.
Q) Why did the gujju think Gandhi was acted by a woman in "GANDHI"?
A) They read Ben( behn) Kingsley did the acting.
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