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  Jokes Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 155 
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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? - Comepalakrishnan.

How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? - Ready....Steady.....PO

What do you call a really colourful Tamilian? -Rangamannar Rangarajan.

How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl?
ivan Lendl (Ivan = 'he' in Tamil).


What is a gay Maharashtrian called? - Deccan Queen

What do you call a westernised Maharashtrian? - Western Ghat.

What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor? - Sadashiv.

What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian? - Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.


Why did the Gujju wear a Tuxedo to his vasectomy?
If he was going to become impotent, he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
Because he said 'Sue kare chhe.'

Why did Bill Clinton have the Gujju beaten?
The Gujju told him, You are an impotent man.

Why was the Gujju stacking up pennies on the day before exams?
He wanted to get cent-par-cent.

Why did the gujju go to Rome ?
He wanted to listen to POPE music.

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