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Jokes on Indian states (Part II)
SINDHI JOKES:
What do you call:
A god fearing Sindhi? Bhagwandas Godwani
A Sindhi painter? Sadarangani
A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor? Thadani
A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor? Kriplani
A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor? Marjani
A communist Sindhi? Karl Lalwani
A Sindhi chef? Papadmull Kukreja
A Sindhi electrician? Voltram Bijlani
A fashionable Sindhi? Jogio Armani
A Sindhi milkman? Gopal Dudeja
A heroic Sindhi soldier? Hiroo Sipahimalani
A Sindhi pest control contractor? Khatmull Marwani
A Sindhi stripper working in New York? Barbra Jhangiani
A Sindhi casanova? Prem Kissinchandani
A Sindhi fire-engine? Bhambhani
A Sindhi detergent? Neelam Rindani
A Sindhi postman? Mailwani
A forgetful Sindhi? Bulo Bhulchandani
A fashionable Sindhi? Primlani
A fat Sindhi? Hathiramani
A Sindhi fly? Makhija
A downtrodden Sindhi? Nichani
A corrupt Sindhi? Chaipani
Why are a Sindhis nostrils big? - Because the air is free.
BENGALI JOKES
An angry Bengali letter? Chitti-chitti Bong Bong
A talkative Bengali? Bulbul Chatterjee
An outlawed Bengali? Kanoon Banerjee
An enlightened Bengali? Jyoti Basu
A Bengali who works? A work of fiction
A stupid Bengali girl? Balika Buddhu
A Bengali marriage? Bedding
A Bengali voyeur? Keyhollo
A mad Bengali? In Sen
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? Kalidas Guha
A Bengali mobster? Robin Ganguli
A perfumed Bengali? Chandan Dass
A Bengali goldsmith? Shonar Bongla
What s bigger than the state of Bengal? The Bay of Bengal
What s common between Bengalis and sperms? Only 1 in a million works
When does a Bengali sound like a dog? When he says wow(Bow)
What does a ghati call a burping Bong? Mukhopadrya
What do you call a Bengali who doesn t eat fish? Ahilsa
What do you call an enlightened Bengali?- Jyoti Basu.
What do you call an outlawed Bengali?- Bonduk Bannerjee.
When does the Bengali sound like a dog?- When he bharks (works).
MALAYALEE JOKES:
What do you call a very rich Malayalee? - MillionIyer.
What do you call an amazing Malayalee? - Pheno Menon.
What do you call a dashing Malayalee? - Debo Nair.
Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral?
Four to carry the coffin, one to carry the two-in-one.
What do you call a Malayalee drunkard? - Kutty Sark.
Why did the Malayalee cross the road? - To join the union on
the other side.
How does a Malayalee travel in Chembur? - BY ODO
How does a Malayalee cross the road? -simbly
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