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Laloo Bhai bihari
Went up the pahari
To fetch a bail for court order
Laloo fell down
And lost his crown
But Rabri reigned thereafter
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Laxman Laxman
Yes Vaj-Pappa
Eeating Money
No Vaj-Pappa
Telling lies
No Vaj-Pappa
Open your drawer
Ha ha ha
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Little Miss Bharti,
Did a Maha-arti,
So the BJP would always hold sway.
There came a big BSP with Mayavati as its USP.
And frightened Miss Bharti away.
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Samata Party is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
Samata Party is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
My fair Jaitley (jaya)
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Wha Wha Black Sheep
Have you pulled the wool?
Yes sir, Yes sir,
Three bags full.
One for my father,
One for my dame,
And one for the CBI
Crying in the lane.
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Little Lal Advani
Sat with his TV Vahini
Taking his party's rai
He stuck out his thumb
Hoping to pull out the plum,
And said can I have a slice of Vaj-pie?
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Batsman-bowler sat on the ball.
Batsman-bowler had a great fall,
All the bookies' cookies,
All the bribers' men,
Couldn't put Indian cricket together again.
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Bankers and ministers
Sold for a penny
All the swindlers are so many
The envy's green
And the CBI's red
Nail them all, and get
Their head, head, head.
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