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Scenes from a hindi movie...
1) Mithunda has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors
can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights,
Our great Mithunda is shot in the head. lo and behold,
the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along
with it and he is cured. Long Live Mithunda
2) In one of the movies, Mithunda is confronted with 2 gangsters.
Mithunda has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what
he does.......
He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the
knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the
gangsters. Then, Mithunda utters the following dialogue
"Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".
3) Mithunda is chased by a gangster. Mithunda has a revolvver but
he got no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your
remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon
as the gangster shoots, Mithunda opens the bullet compartment of
his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bulletc
ompartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies....
4) this ones gotta take the cake.The heroine is tied to an
electric chair and the remote is in the hands of the villain
about 100 km away. As usual, the villain confronts the hero saying
"Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh remote ka button dabake tumhari
mehbooba ko mar doonga".
The usual fight occurs and just as the hero makes the final blow,
the villain dies but not before he presses than damn button.
what next? Sure enough, there is a horse and the hero jumps on
it. Now there is a race: The current in the cable connected
to the electric chair is moving fast but our hero and his
horse are desparately trying tocatch up.... goes on for a few
km and just as
the current would hit the chair, the hero jumps from the horse
and
picks the girl away from the chain and husssshhhh. She is saved.
The poor electric current only goes to an empty chair. Climax,
taaalian. Hero! Hero!! Hero!!!
Everythign goes fine in this rajnikant movie...and the climax finally
arrives.Rajni gets to know that the villian is on the the other
side of a very high wall. So high that Rajni can't jump even if he
tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes
normally use. Rajni has to desparalety kill the villian because
its the climax Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
impossible).. Rajni suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket
(Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun
has reached the height of the wall ,he shoots at the trigger of
the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires
off and the villian is dead.
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