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  Joke Category  >>  Indian jokes - we are like this only  Joke No : 143 
Some Indian Nursery Rhymes


Wha Wha Black Sheep
Have you pulled the wool?
Yes sir, Yes sir,
Three bags full.
One for my father,
One for my dame,
And one for the CBI
Crying in the lane.


Yes pappa
eating money
no pappa
telling lies
no pappa
open yr drawer
ha ha ha


samata party is falling down
falling down
falling down
samata party is falling down
falling down
falling down
my fair jaitley (jaya)


Laloo Bhai bihari
Went up the pahari
To fetch a bail for court order
Laloo fell down
And lost his crown
But Rabri reigned thereafter.


Little Lal Advani
Sat with his TV vahini
Taking his party's rai
He stuck out hist humb,
hoping to pull out the plum,
And said, 'Can I have a slice of Vaj-pie?'


Batsman-bowler sat on the ball.
Batsman-bowler had a great fall,
All the bookies' cookies,
All the bribers' men,
Couldn't put Indian cricket together again.

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