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Beer VESSEL
A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her an says, “Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples.�
She says, “Watch it buddy, I’ll have my boyfriend kick your ass.�
He laughs and says, “Alright, why don’t I just just give you a big sloppy kiss then.� She says, “Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you.�
“This is my final offer�, he says, “I’ll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pussy, and drink from your pussy.�
She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her tits. He yells, “I’ll kill him!� She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he’s ****ed and starts walking in his direction.
She says, “Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my twat, and drink from me!�
Her boy friend stops and say’s “Sorry babe, I can’t fight with anyone who can drink that much beer.�
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