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Finance Hooker
A new hooker had just finished her first trick and when she came down the street, the seasoned veterans gathered around to hear the details.
She said, "Well, he was a big, muscular, handsome sailor."
"Well, what did he want you to do?" they all asked.
She said, "I told him missionary-style sex would be $100, but he didn't have that much. Then I told him oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I asked him how much money he had."
The sailor said, "I have $25."
So the hooker said, "Well, for $25, all I can do is service you by hand."
The hooker went on the explain that, "he pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first, and then the first hand above the second hand... it was the best dick you could lay your hands on, kind of Perfect"
"Oh my God," they all exclaimed, "It must have been huge, then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she exclaimed.
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