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  Joke Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 888 
A man is having trouble with premature ejaculation so decides to go to the doctors for help.

The doctor suggests "When you feel like you are ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."

Later that day he went to the store and bought a starter pistol.

All excited to try it out he runs home to his wife. He finds her in bed naked waiting for him. They get down to action and soon find themselves in the 69 position.

Moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.

Next day when the man went back to the doctors and was asked how it went he answered. "Not that well, when I fired the pistol my wife bit three inches off my dick, and my next door neighbor came out of the wardrobe with his hands in the air."

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