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Tid-Bits
1. What's in front of a woman and back of a cow?
A: The letter W
2. What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
A: Coconut
3. What's about 6 inches long, has a vein running down it and women love to get their hands on?
A: 100 bucks note
4. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
A: Bubblegum
5. What is that a woman has two and a cow has four?
A: Legs
6. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard.
A: Chewing gum
7. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.
A: Crane
8. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up I get wet before you do.
A: Tent
9. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.
A: Dentist
10. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
A: Wedding Ring
11. All day long, it's in and out. I charge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.
A: Elevator
12. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
A: Nose
13. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When come, it's news.
A: Newspaper boy
14. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.
A: Glove
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