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  Jokes Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 862 
Phunky disease

This couple on their honeymoon have never made love before and the wife's in bed buttnaked ready to have sex. She say's "come on honey take your clothes off I wanna have sex"

He say's I am I am, so he takes off his shoes and socks.

She say's "your toes are all deformed what happend"?

He say's "Well as a kid I had toelio" Next he takes off his pants and she say's "your knees are all beat up and pockmared what happend"?

He say's well as a kid I had the kneasles"

Then he takes off his undies and she looks down and say's "oh my what happend down there honey" Smallcox

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