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  Joke Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 817 
Did you ever stop and wonder?

Who the first person was to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dingly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of it's ass."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?

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