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Desparate for Sex
After his third week of work on the Alaskan pipeline, Joe is getting a little antsy, so he asks one of the guys what they do for sexual release.
The guy tells him that since the nearest woman is 450 miles away, they pretty much have to take things into their own hands. "Of course, there's Wong, the cook. He's the little guy. He takes it in the butt." Joe says, "No way, I don't go for that kind of stuff!"
After another week, Joe asks again about sex. Again, he receives the same answer, either do it yourself, or Wong takes it in the butt. Joe again says, "Nope, I don't go for that stuff. "
Another week goes by and Joe is now desperate. He asks, "If I was to do it with Wong, how many people would know about it?"
His buddy says, "Just the five of us."
Joe says, "Five!? How the hell will five guys know about it?"
His pal says, "Well, there's you and me, and Wong, and the two guys it takes to hold Wong down. See, he don't go for that stuff either."
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