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  Jokes Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 727 
MISS WORLD Questions

miss usa

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.........
(Applause! Applause!)


miss spain

Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)

Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening....
(Applause! Applause!)


miss Philippine

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth......
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)


Miss Iran

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.....
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)


Miss India

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)


Miss Malasyia

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.........
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!)


Miss Singapore

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).

Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.....
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

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