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13th Hole
A golfer was on vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole in one. With that, a leprechaun jumps out from the trees and says, "I am the lucky leprechaun of the 13th hole. I'll grant you any wish."
The player thought a bit and said, "Could you make my weenie a bit larger?"
Well, by the time he got to the 14th tee, his penis was showing below his shorts. He continued his game and on the 15th hole, it was dragging along behind him. By the 18th he could hardly drag it to the green.
He went straight to the pro shop and asked the pro how to fix it. The pro told him that according to legend, you must go back and make another ace and see the leprechaun again. So after purchasing five buckets of balls, he made his way back to the 13th and frantically began hitting shot after shot until finally he made the hole in one. Again the leprechaun offered any wish.
The player asked, "Could ya make me legs a bit longer?"
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