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  Joke Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 670 
What is the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when the wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant
and panic is when both ARE!!

 Joke Added : May 05, 2004 
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