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Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts this is no ordinary blowjob!

Q: What did the right nut say to the left nut?
A: The guy in the middle of us is a dick.


Q. Why do ballerinas wear leotards?
A. So they don't stick to the floor when they do the splits

Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A. You give him a used tampon and ask what period it is from?


Q. What is the best thing about a blowjob?
A. Ten minutes of peaceful, comforting, relaxing .... silence

 Joke Added : Mar 31, 2004 
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