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  Joke Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 589 
A guy found a magic lamp and, naturally, he rubbed it. A genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want."

The guy thought and thought, and finally gave his answer. "I want to be hard all the time and get all the ass I want."

"As you wish," replied the genie. So the genie turned him into a toilet seat.

 Joke Added : Jun 25, 2003 
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