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  Jokes Category  >>  Garam Masala (R)  Joke No : 581 
HEIGHTS!!

Height of Confusion: Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.

Height of Pain: A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.

Height of Honesty: A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.

Height of Foolishness: A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.

Height of Revenge: A bastard puncturing all the condoms in a contraceptive factory.

Height of Noise: Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.

Height of Itch: A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.

Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.

Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt.

Height of Laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquaketo do the rest.

Height of Competition: A guy peeing against Niagara Falls.

Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.

Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.

Height of Disgustion: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

Height of Technology: Condom with zip.

 Joke Added : 24, May 
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